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England Demotivational Poster

THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!

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culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


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Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
If you have a better education THAN they do, THEN you are a grammar natzi.
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:17 pm
If he is England's Chuck Norris than England gets epic fail,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
This poster has no value whatsoever. 1 lion

ENGLAND - Our name is England, for we are many. But we aren't bloody Scottish!

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alazgr8 - October 23, 2013, 3:13 pm
What do you expect from a country where every young boy dreams of being the queen?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:30 am
...and many people in the UK don't consider it part of Europe!
alohadude3 - July 24, 2010, 12:35 am
calm down There are 5 million people in scotland, thats a suburb in southern California, or a small town in Japan. Get together and maybe you can be Great Britan again.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 1:02 pm
Go call a Brazilian American and see what they say.
DrEdged - July 22, 2010, 1:00 pm
the term "AMERICANS" can technically refer to anybody from either North or South America. At least our ignorance only spans one continent. English- Derp duh derp duh derpity derp.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 12:04 pm
That, or people who are joking.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 11:59 am
Only mad dogs & self-aggrandizing Englishmen worry about such things.

YOUR JEDI POWER - Use it now.

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Rating: 3.43/5

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Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
Lift the fence like it is nothing, see the fence flow off the air. think it then do it my young jedi.
hehe - June 1, 2009, 12:40 pm
1st i wat lyt ... then i lol'd
Silvermist - April 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Made me laugh

NAPOLEON - ''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.''

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SeanFriel - January 30, 2012, 3:11 am
...it's obviously george washington...and the quote is winston churchill..
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:57 pm
this comment thread is worth is weight in gold :)
PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 10:45 pm
Hate to break it to ya but this is george washington. 5L's anyway.
SeanFriel - January 29, 2012, 6:42 pm
be2bubba - January 29, 2012, 6:06 pm
Isn't that George Washington?
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well
mariand - January 28, 2012, 11:37 am
you are so right cloud...
CloudchaserS - January 28, 2012, 9:17 am
The problem I've always had with getting enemies from standing up for what's right is that it can discourage people from standing up for what's right.

SEALAND - That's the joke.

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Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...

MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND - Anarchy is the order of the day ...

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POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....

ENGLISH FAGGOTS - Seriously, Every person in England is a Faggot!!!

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Airman - March 5, 2012, 5:44 pm
this poster is from 2009.. not sure anyone who commented is still around to yell at
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:22 pm
Your just jealous we have a more technically advanced country than where you live, go back to blowing your goats
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:17 pm
If it wasn't for us you would be running around with the rest of the red indians, Pussman what a gay fucking name
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:13 pm
Come over to the UK and say that to my face and I will seriously fuck you up for being a cunt, slimy pricks like you give the americans a bad name but I guess your too chicken shit to come over here with a gun, leave time and place anywhere in London ...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 17, 2011, 9:03 pm
Country bashing and homophobic nonsense will not be tolerated Jaba...especially this hateful crap you're spouting. This is the only warning you will get.
Jabawatcha - March 17, 2011, 6:09 am
Typical Uk faggots i hate your damn country! www.gaydatingagency.com/search/simple/results.aspx?ssid=1034607&p=3
Jabawatcha - March 17, 2011, 6:00 am
Actually every person in England is a faggot! I mean c'mon what do brits do besides sucking cock? Read newspaper and tea bag each other? It's your fault you let old faggot farts overrun you country and made laughing stock out of it! Fuck brits!
Derek - August 26, 2009, 5:35 am
Creators of the largest empire the World has ever known, the industrial revolution and the most widely understood language on Earth are all homosexuals. Tell me, how did you conduct your survey Renee, s'il vous plait?
Tiny Dancer - June 11, 2009, 10:59 am
The creator is aware that at least in the UK a "Faggot" is a small minced meat product, quite delicious. So thankyou for the technical compliment.
TheBritishGuy - June 7, 2009, 11:22 am
You are so lucky the internet provides anonymity or I would track you down and tear out every one of your organs and force you to eat them while roasting you on a spit. Man am I glad I got that off my chest.
Robert the Bruce - June 5, 2009, 4:00 pm
And as for the comment by Renee Pussman on 30th Oct. If it were not for the Soviet Union the war could not have been won. 70% of the land war in Europe was fought on the EASTERN front. No country could have beaten Germany (and their allies) on their own.
Robert the Bruce - June 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
More to the point, this isn't even the English flag. Do some research.
Croga15 - April 12, 2009, 4:31 am
This poster is clearly the work of an irish man
... - April 9, 2009, 2:08 pm
Actually most of us do get along. It just so happens that all of those idiots who are patriotic-elitist happen to congregate on the internet. Sorry. I wish it were not true but, it is.
leeebling - March 13, 2009, 9:46 am
can't we all just get along?
HtD - February 19, 2009, 2:29 am
This poster is the work of a Frenchman.
Nero - February 18, 2009, 7:42 pm
Nice. Most of the world hates America, and you insult one of our only allies. Stupid cumshot.
Culos - January 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Incredible, lived in the US, now in the UK and you fail at spelling and grammar? Why should we be bothered by your opinion then????
... - January 20, 2009, 3:20 pm
the person who posted it definatly is
Seriously guys? - January 20, 2009, 3:20 pm
Whats all the arguing about? For those people saying the English are faggots, thats childish and how many english people do you know? i live in england but previously in america and both are great. Americans aren't fags because of this poster but who ever
agdaniele - December 13, 2008, 11:36 am
Before we argue superiority with dear Renee, check her other motifakes. You needn't argue, you're already superior.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:01 pm
Now I'M confused....so England is part of the Red Cross? You'd think their donuts would be better then.
Culos - December 6, 2008, 8:13 am
@paladin: So you are saying the captio is wrong and it should read "BRITISH FAGGOTS, Seriously, Every person in Great Britain is a faggot", Happy now???
paladin12 - December 6, 2008, 8:07 am
I'll say it again: THIS IS THE UNION FLAG OF GREAT BRITAIN. The English flag is white with a red cross.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:06 pm
--lyrics or sonnets, depending on the time of day).
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:05 pm
- or so and people may be hard pressed to remember the Queen's English, unless by then we all have the chip in our brains that translates everything to our preferred mode of communication (I want the one that puts everything in the form of either pop lyri
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Bastardised or not, we have plenty of English speakers in the USA, and we make lots of books and movies in English, not to mention instruction manuals, webpages, etc. There's a whole hell of a lot more of our English out there. Give it another century o
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:28 am
a little further education,,its from "vulgar latin" Facus.. or from Greek.. Phakelos..( bundle )..bet you didnt know you could come here to get a better education did you ??
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:20 am
Well under normal curcumstances it would be , but we are speaking in "yanky" and it is as we all know a bastardised version of true English.
Culos - November 27, 2008, 6:16 am
Should that not be arseholes? LOL
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:10 am
To educate you a little further a fagot is also a lump of wood for lighting a fire,but mainly its for all you little butt fuckers in yank land .Queer assholes.
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:08 am
No its just done so all you spelling / grammar nazis have somthing to do with your sad sorry little lives.
GoForthAndDie - November 27, 2008, 2:08 am
I think that's done to emphasize his n00bishness.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 1:42 am
He doesn't capitalize 'english', so the rules are sort of fuzzy for him.
Culos - November 26, 2008, 6:03 pm
Btw Proud English guy, your or you're, are you sure English is your first language?
Culos - November 26, 2008, 5:31 pm
A fagot is in fact a French bean variety and since it's French I guess we can assume it to be queer as well, can't we?
english--and proud - November 26, 2008, 5:27 pm
A fag is a queer.and if your queer your American..so there you go boys..all you yanks are gay boys..
english--and proud - November 26, 2008, 5:24 pm
Ok let me set the record straight .. in English.. a fagot is a meat ball.. a fag is a cigarette
Bokkie - November 26, 2008, 8:57 am
America is to the world what McDonalds is to food.
paladin12 - November 26, 2008, 8:52 am
Guys. This is the Union Flag of Great Britain. The English flag is white with a red cross.
Amaterasu - November 6, 2008, 2:07 pm
It's all Spain's fault. They hired Columbus.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 8:11 pm
Yo Seb, you conveniently forgot that the Dutch were there before you and your ancestors 'bought' America for next to nothing from them
Seb - November 1, 2008, 6:40 pm
Dam. Comment cut -.-
Seb - November 1, 2008, 6:38 pm
Oi, American fools, you would have all been red Indians. The reason you speak english and are cork Asian is because we English colonised you country. Along with the other European powers at the time. So, in short you are in fact, originally English, there
Renee Pussman - October 30, 2008, 6:26 pm
Hey Brits... Go fuck yourselves. If it weren't for us you FAGGOTS would be speaking German.
Auda - October 25, 2008, 8:45 pm
The fact that "fag" is slang for a single cigarette (sic) gives a whole new meaning to "blowing fags in the bathroom".
God - October 11, 2008, 2:04 pm
Somebody shut that cigarette, Kel, up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2008, 11:24 am
I hate stupid generalizations based on nationality as much as I hate these awful types of flag based posters. Lame poster, lame caption, lame attitude. poorly done, too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 11, 2008, 11:10 am
Ok, I'm tired of seeing this shit. Kel, nobody gives a shit what you think. Not everyone thinks like the dumb piece of shit who made this poster. Stop lumping us the fuck in with everyone else.
Kel - October 11, 2008, 6:08 am
Im guessing a fat sloth of an American made this. Ha, You lost Nam! You go to war and cant win.. Also, I think Its known as "Fags" are ruining the United States..
jonnyshadez - October 2, 2008, 4:02 pm
I hope you're not painting everyone in the UK as a faggot, its just English people so use their flag next time, red cross on white background.
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 8:27 am
Well, it's also a meatball: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
RnR - September 24, 2008, 12:05 pm
smoke = a fag /// a fag can also be ONE faggot = poofter
Truth in Advertising - September 24, 2008, 10:14 am
Actually, in England, a faggot is a cigarette.
aPauling - September 24, 2008, 9:41 am
In England, aren't "faggots" meatballs?
brock0lee - September 24, 2008, 9:04 am
wouldn't english faggots be redundant then?

EXTREME CONSTIPATION - The latest sport to be granted entrance into the 2012 Olympic games

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ENGLAND EXPECTS - every bear to do his duty

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Sho - September 17, 2012, 9:20 am
Looks like a L86

FOLKS IN NEW ENGLAND - are getting a wee bit tired of winter.

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Nicole Umbrianna - January 27, 2011, 9:57 pm
this is too funny!!

ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am

CAKE OR DEATH? - Thank you for flying church of England

PICTURES - DOn't dIss dA QUeeN, ShE WiLL diSS You BaCk, Da HArD WaY!!!

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R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:01 am
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nO, i diSaGrEE wITH YouR ASSessmENT

Yo, England -

Born To Rule -

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GERMANY 4-1 ENGLAND - Why didn't America save us when we REALLY needed it?!

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manticore - June 28, 2010, 7:34 am
5L's for Germany
Kung-Fu Devil - June 28, 2010, 5:51 am
Thanks Moo+ for the backhander. Forseti: Yeah but those 5 meant nothing. They were in a friendly, so I never got ahead of myself like the rest of us.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 3:51 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:34 pm
In fact. 5L....(I still think you're a tool)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:31 pm

CHARLES - Have you seen the Birthday Present that your Mother gave me ??

Royalty -


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forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:57 pm
nothing new. we won two world wars! ... wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:44 pm
Germany prevails!!!! *snicker
forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:38 pm
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 1:55 pm
Great match!
spaidor - July 3, 2010, 1:21 pm
i think a pork chops would be better....lol

ENGLAND - Giving Harry Potter a run for his money.


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DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 10:10 am
These are small breasts though
Sid - December 8, 2009, 7:37 am
Tits are tits in any country, unless perhaps its Turkmenistan where the tits aren't
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 8:36 pm

EURO 2008 - Pic not related.

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Arpaleggia - July 29, 2008, 3:48 pm
Haha fuck you! lol XD

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW THE FIGHT WENT - 'You Have Them' - 'No, You Have Them' 'Please Take Them' - 'But I insist that you have them'

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MustyK - October 21, 2009, 4:11 am
Player_Mayer - Yes I did know about the cricket...The POM's won them back. Thanks for the 5L, but I agree about the fail - as there are a still of Jacko fans out there in denial.
Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:53 am
oh and I gave you 5L
Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:52 am
But if you knew that... then it's a funny poster which will fail epically as I doubt most people will know why this is funny.
Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:51 am
I'm not sure if you are aware that "The Ashes" is a cricket tournament between Aus and Eng. It's a really old tradition and raises a lot of hype.

ENGLAND - people are different there

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Derek - November 29, 2009, 3:38 pm
I'd've said Southern USA, but for the fancy footpaths.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 3:31 pm

TRANSVESTITES - cos i wanna start a tunnel!!1

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UNITED KINGDOM - More of a shithole than America.

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Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 6:35 pm
Either way, there's not that much difference with the exception being how their entertainment industry developed during the 80's and 90's.
VinceVicious - January 30, 2009, 6:19 pm



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BUSH - He visited England, too.

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CRAIG FAIRBRASS - Englands Answer too: Lorenzo Lamas, Lance Henriksen, Michael Jai White, Michael Paré, C. Thomas Howell, etc. etc. And any other STR8 2 video SCHMACTER

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MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 8:36 am
Yes I know he played the PUNISHER,....but....So did Dolf LUNDGRREN


EURO 2012 -

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caveman - June 20, 2012, 2:23 am
This would also go well on sportingbreakdown.com

Caveman in London -

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mizzdizz - August 1, 2016, 7:07 am
Hey, Caveman, welcome back! Endless amounts of fog, clouds, drizzle---ugh! Don't miss it one bit! chuckle, chuckle....^!

Dear England -